Two. As in look at my TWO beautiful eyebrows. As in now it is 2ww. As in how many haircuts I had to get this week not to look like I had wings. As in how many pounds I put on since cutting fast food out of my diet. As in how many books I am currently reading. As in how many infertility books I bought at Barnes and Noble. As in how many times a lady called 911 tonight to report there was a rat in her home. As in how many times I told the same lady-"Police officers are not trained Exterminators."As in how many lines I will see on this month's pregnancy test. (Please, please, please.)
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