Sunday, September 19, 2004

Today's Entry is Brought to You by the Number Two

Two. As in look at my TWO beautiful eyebrows. As in now it is 2ww. As in how many haircuts I had to get this week not to look like I had wings. As in how many pounds I put on since cutting fast food out of my diet. As in how many books I am currently reading. As in how many infertility books I bought at Barnes and Noble. As in how many times a lady called 911 tonight to report there was a rat in her home. As in how many times I told the same lady-"Police officers are not trained Exterminators."As in how many lines I will see on this month's pregnancy test. (Please, please, please.)

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