Among other things I like to torture myself with, is this book called, "Getting Pregnant Naturally" and one of the many suggestions is that smelling a baby, releases phermones that help cause pregnancy. I would have believed it but this same book recommends egg whites instead of K-Y...What about salmonella? Nevertheless, I asked my friend Dorothy if I could smell Trevor and she looked at me like I had a third head. From now on I will sniff in secrecy. I'll just pretend I am just leaning over near the kid, to pick something up and then take a big whiff. Also sniffing the baby's used clothes is supposed to have the same effect. I guess I could sneak into her hamper, but with my luck, she'd walk in right as I was mistakenly burying my face into a pair of her husbands boxer shorts.
2 more days until evil pee stick day. AKA 3 more days before I dye my hair with this great new color I found.
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You know what's weird? I think this one is true. We were into our third month of trying and I had not so much as SEEN a baby (this is when I was still working full-time) and then one of the court reporters brought her baby by and let me hold it. You guessed it, two weeks later I was pregnant. Didn't last, but I did conceive. Same thing happened two more times. I vote it can't hurt -- go sniff some babies!
So she only gaffed at the third head, not the second one? Interesting!
LOL!!
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