Tuesday, March 07, 2006
A Solution For Crawling Baby and Dog Hair ! ! !
The writing might be too small, but the caption actually says, "Make your children work for their keep." Isn't that great? And I thought I would no longer be able to have the dogs inside---but no! I just have to make Liam clean up after them! Perfect! The article says, "After the birth of a child, there is always the temptation to say, yes it's cute but what can it do?" [It???? OMG! ] The article continues, "Until recently, the answer was simply, lay there and cry." [I know, how dare IT just lay there and cry!!!! The nerve. ]The closing statements are the absolute best: "There is no child exploitation involved, [thank God!] the kid is doing what he does anyway, crawling. [Wait, now IT is a kid and IT crawls...Here comes the clincher:] "But with Baby Mops he's also learning resposibility and a healthy work ethic." Genius! Where can I get one?