WAITING FOR THE POT TO BOIL (PART II)

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

My Dream Guy




My dream guy has a bald patch, a pot belly and uncontrollable flatulence. He screams when he doesn't get his way and he demands to be PAMPERed. He constantly interupts me and won't let me sleep in. He loves long walks and lets me push him around. He bears a strong resemblence to the Michelin man. He has a bit of a drinking problem and often hits the bottle. My dream guy has only two teeth and a massive drooling problem. Doesn't he sound just perfect? Trust me--he is.

2 comments:

Michelle said...

I love it! Sounds just like my perfect little man, minus the teeth-- but he is getting there. Teething is no fun... for either of us.

Jen P said...

He's just gorgeous!!

Awwww. heart is melting.

now a puddle of ick.

Sweet, sweet boy.